Carrollton Missouri Discovers Pothole That Leads to North Korea

Scientists are baffled by a pothole on Jefferson Street so deep that North Korean military movements can be seen and heard from the bottom. The Department of Defense (D.O.D.) is utilizing the pothole as a surveillance outpost and citizens are urged to keep their distance. Secretary of Defense, James Mattis went live in an interview regarding the matter saying, “That there is one hell of a pothole.. If I could award a pothole a goddamned medal I would because it’s giving us great insight on the commie bastards of North Korea. This pothole is single handedly the greatest fucking thing to happen since sliced bread!” It’s currently unknown how many years of neglect and embezzlement of tax payer money it’s taken for such a pothole to come to be but it is currently doing the nation a great service. See more of the story tonight at 9pm central.