Scientists are baffled by hundreds of potholes in Tucson, AZ & Pima County, AZ so deep that North Korean military movements can be seen and heard from the bottom. The Department of Defense (D.O.D.) is utilizing the pothole as a surveillance outpost and citizens are urged to keep their distance. Secretary of Defense, James Mattis went live in an interview regarding the matter saying, “That there is hundreds of unbelievable freaking potholes.. If I could award potholes a goddamned medal I would because it’s giving us great insight on the commie bastards of North Korea. These potholes are single handedly the greatest fucking thing to happen since sliced bread!” It’s currently unknown how many years of neglect and embezzlement of tax payer money it’s taken for this many potholes to come to be but it is currently doing the nation a great service. See more of the story tonight on the 10:00 News.
Tucson, Arizona & Pima County, AZ Discovers Hundreds Of Potholes That Lead To North Korea
