100,000.00 Reward Glen Burnie man Dan Hendricks

53 year old Dan Hendricks is wanted in connection with setting a motorcycle on fire, rolling it down a hill. Witnesses said he was heard screaming Fucking Fob, Fucking Security System Bullshit…. Witnesses stated he was last scene roasting marshmallows off the burning corpse of the once Harley Davidson.
Update….Mr. Hendricks wad spotted by Jamaican vacationers on a tour bus. He was songing show tunes….