It was discovered late yesterday afternoon by a local Mourne Diablo goat herder that there was definitely something bizarre taking place in his goats’ pen. “Well it was a normal evenin, I d’ now come home from the market where I d’ went to sell some meat. Buh when I come home, I was hearin my goat an dem makin a setta noise in the pen, I thought deh was bawlin fuh a snake or something” Stated Ramesh Parasram, the mourne diablo resident. He told us that upon investigation, he noticed a young boy was in the goats’ pen with his pants down making love to one of his goats. Ramesh then proceeded to chase the young boy with a cutlass until he intercepted him and tied him onto a patch of banana trees until police arrived at the scene. The boy identified as Kevin Motee, a 17 year old student of Iere High School in sipara. Kevin confessed that this was not the first time he engaged in the acts, but it was in fact a routine activity for him to make passionate love to the fellow villagers’ livestock. Kevin added that on his list of “lovers” as he referred to them, were goats, sheep, chickens, ducks and sometimes even cattle when he saw the opportunity. “That mornin my sheep was vex with me cuz I din last too long the night before, so I say I guh go by somebody who guh appreciate me, so I went dong by meh outside lover Priya (as he referred to Ramesh’s goat), buh then the man come home an run meh a** dong with a cutlass”, stated Kevin. Charges are yet to be made as the 17 year old Mourne Diablo resident is in police custody until his hearing at the Siparia Magistrate’s Court this coming Wednesday.
– Wesley Seeharack, Channel 28 News