“19 year old hypebeast caught selling fake designer products outside Mall de Las Aguilas”

On the night of the 27th of April, Manuel el Tercerito Rodriguez was taken into custody by EPPD for selling knock off products of famous designer and street wear brands such as fake Gucci belts and Supreme Box Logos. Manuel was apprehended by one of PD’s undercover unit. Civilians called it in when they saw the young man eating custard while wearing grills that could have possibly been braces. When asked why he would do such a thing he responded with “fuck a Bentley. Put it in my mouth”. Officials are still investigating and are tracking down his main supplier of fake merchandise and are doing their best to keep this person behind bars.