28 year old of Worcester wanted

Christopher Baillargeon, 28 year old of Worcester, is wanted for farting (and at times Sharting) on old people. Chris was last seen at The Fix on Prescott street and is believed to work near there. If you have any information about his whereabouts please notify the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency). Chris’s farts can be lethal and play a huge part in global warming. Do not approach Chris if found.