30 Year Old Man Arrested For Taking his Instagram Name literally

30 year old Marc Garcia was arrested on April 28th, 2017 for exposing himself at a nightclub. As Mr. Garcia was being escorted out of the nightclub in handcuffs, Fox 11 news reporter Laura Devine questioned Mr. Garcia’s motives. “What was your motive Mr. Garcia?” Mr. Garcia would reply, “I’m Agent Oso! Where are all my big bears at? Mr. Garcia’s Instagram name “agent_oso712” is popular among the bear community. Witnesses at the scene shared their horrific views. Matt Hernandez, a native of San Bernardino, was across the street at the local Bakers Drive Thru ordering a papa meal 1 and 2 with a diet Dr. Pepper (easy ice). Matt Hernandez would share his views.

“I was just ordering my midnight snack and noticed they gave me too much damn ice. I swear Bakers likes the screw with me. I drove back to Bakers to complain. Maybe if I complained enough they would give me an extra double cheeseburger. As I drove through the drive thru I noticed a naked man exposing himself in front of the nightclub saying, “come and get it baby.” It was a bit disturbing, but I paid it no mind I wanted my free meal.”

Mr. Garcia is in jail awaiting to be arraigned. His bail is set at one bunch a lunch ticket.