35 year old forestry man from waterhen lake wanted in connection with unspeakable acts to forestry equipment seats

35 year old ben Ernest is wanted in connection with a chain of seat sniffing incidents that left a 748 John Deere grapple skidder seat in ruins the public is advised to stay clear of this man as his sniffing powers drive him to do unspeakable acts to any forestry equipment seats he may come into contact with he may be hiding out at william hills farm collecting eggs for skidded seats