7 year old caught stealing bikes in neighbors backyard!!!

A 7 year old kid, about 3’0″ tall and weighing about 26 pounds was seen in a neighbors backyard stealing a broken down mongoose bike with 1 wheel. This bike belinged to a 57 year old man who haplened to snitch on him alot. For this reason, he tolk the bike. Once the man fount out, he started to chase the young toddler. He then popped him on the hand multiple times but not enough to stop the boy. He then got away with the bike and later fell and died as the last flat, broken down, 86 year old tire got too loose. A funeral with a bubble guppies theme (the toddler’s favorite show) will be held in the next few days.The young man went by the name “E-Boy)