A local hero!!!!

An unknown hooded man has been recognized as a local hero following a botched assassination attempt on Jeremiah Mason. 4 men tried to force Mr. Mason into gay porn and eating a cup of shit. The hooded hero was able to prevent the assailants from forcing Mr. Mason into eating the shit. Unfortunately Mr. Mason was sexually assaulted 10 times before the hooded hero could intervene. We wish condolences to Mr. Mason and hope his rectum returns to normal size. A video of the incident has been leaked online and released to all internet porn sites.