A Washington Man Escapes State Hospital

State Police have put out an APB in search of Andrew T Youmans, aka The Spokane Dangler. Mr. Youmans had Lil John bring him some of his favorite brownies on visitation day at the Mental Hospital. Mr. Youmans shared a brownie with a security guard named Colorado. Miss Colorado was unaware that the brownies contained an extremely potent strain of Cannabis called Chaquita Banana. Colorado became incapacitated allowing Mr. Youmans to escape the Compound. Police worry because Mr. Youmans has a habit of exposing himself in public. He is believed to be hitch hiking his way across country to become the biggest nuisance The Coal Region has ever seen!