Akron native man named man with the littlest dick

Many men talk about the big dick statuses in life. Such as rav4s, and going to pro raves is a classic big dick lifestyle. After holding the annual big dick classic which ranks men from biggest to smallest dicks based off a very complicated mathematical algorithm written by the famous mathematician Chris Martin who verified the results are CM certified. Taking home the gold medal was other Akron native Brett Sandford. And falling in last place and being named littlest dick know to man is you’re very own Mac Scourfield, in the words of one of the lead judges Dan Sisler “be good or be good at it” and clearly Mr. Scourfield fell short.