All Cruise Lines To Be SHUT DOWN Indefinitely

According to a spokeperson for Channel23News, ALL Cruise Lines are being shut down due to the number of shark attacks, food bourne illnesses, deaths and nudist overrunning their sunny decks. It was reported that the cruise lines will be shut down indefinitely starting the 1st of May. If anyone has a reservation after May 1st they are incuraged to contact their local cruise authorities and demand their money back.