A variety of grocery stores are calmer this evening, as the news has been released that Leeza Chaney, 23, of Ardmore, Oklahoma has been put behind bars.
Walmart, Save-a-lot, and Aldi’s to name a few, were among those stores targeted.
“All of our vegetables would just disappear,” claimed a Walmart manager, in regards to the incident. “We just couldn’t keep them in stock. It’s nice to know we won’t have to worry about that anymore.”
Channel23 News interviewed some of her close friends, including her roommate’s girlfriend. “I mean, I always told her she was weird for mixing mass amounts of vegetables in everything,” says Taryn Skyler of Moore, Oklahoma, “but I never realized she was buying and holding in huge, MASS quantities. I was right and it’s what I was afraid of. She has a vegetable addiction.”
Chaney will be receiving rehabilitation therapy several times a week to try and cure her of this horrible disease.
She is also banned from watching Paula Deen while imprisoned, as Chaney has the same addictions with seasonings and butter.
The judges are doubtful she will make parole.