Arrest Warrant issued for JAKE FORD!!

An arrest warrant has been issued for JAKE FORD. Local sheriff’s say” Mr. Ford is always bragging on loving fish, but it has come to our attention he loves them in “IMMORAL WAYS”. Fisherman report to always see fish with their jaws ripped open floating in the water after Mr. Ford leaves the area. Residents say “this is just disgusting and he should be shot.”

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