As Draft Night Approaches, Suter Announces Cowboys Are His New Team

Ted “Flipper” Suter took to the podium at Philadelphia International this morning and revealed his love for the Dallas Cowboys.

“I will be rooting for the Cowboys in 2017-18,” Suter announced in front of many startled co-workers and American Airline patrons.

We were able to catch up with Suter’s brother Steve in Indiana and he claimed it’s been a long time coming. “Ted goes to bed every night in Cowboy pajamas, has since he was a kid, Steve explained.

Good job Ted! You finally got one right! How bout them Cowboys!