Local police are requesting assistance from the public in identifying suspect in Skittles Factory break in. The suspect was captured on numerous surveillance cameras and was seen escaping the premises in a trail of skittles. Surprisingly, the suspect appears to be a lone leprechaun. If you’ve seen this strange green headed creature, please contact the authorities at 1-800-youreafuckingidiotthisisfake.
Authorities are searching for suspect in Skittles factory break in
