ROY NIETO AKA: NEMO. AKA BABY FACE BUTT PIRATE is at large in cumberland county, if you see this man, please back away slowly. He is known to target large men and elderly women. Details at this time are not known, but an eyewitness at the scene of the last attack. Mr Hairy Buttocks said all he remembers was the mans baby face and woke up with a stretched and sore rectum… DETAILS WILL FOLLOW NEWS @ 11
BABY FACE BUTT PIRATE ON THE LOOSE IN CUMBERLAND COUNTY!
