Bailey to replace Impeached Trump

It appears Jacob W. Bailey will replace the impeached Donald J. Trump as of Monday, May 1st, 2017.
Bailey vows to declare war on North Korea, Syria, and China.
WWIII HAS BEGUN!!!
Why not Russia?
Bailey and Putin sign super power ally agreement to escalate the war in Korean Peninsula.
Bailey and Putin vow to rid the world of all the f••ktards!!