Bakersfield Man Wins Big

Bakersfield homosexual Erik Bartley won the $100 million dollar PowerBall Lottery on Wednesday. Erik said in addition to new wigs and boob job he plans to move to a $20 million dollar condo in San Francisco where he and his 20 cats can cry in luxury Versace bedding while watching the sun set over the Golden Gate after taking five hits of acid. He is currently entertaining several bridal offers from gold diggers in Russia. Stay tuned!