Barr Street Boy Accused of Being too Overweight

Barr Street residents have been recently complaining of a boy by the name Vishal Jack who is so chunky and plump that when he has to bathe, the whole vicinity is left with no water supply and supermarkets are becoming scarce of food supply. Police are on vigilant as he is missing since he is afraid of having to bend to pick up soaps in prison. Anyone aware of his whereabouts will be rewarded with $1