Bench warmer turned angry!

Zack Newman who goes by the street names,”Bench Warmer” and “Zack n cheese” after his long time crush Faith Willard aka ‘big mac’ was at a Sissonville High school baseball game while he was sitting the bench. And his rival Jeremy Daves aka by his street name Lil Jewls after his girlfriend Julie. Jeremy Daves hit his first hit of the season which was a bunt and got to first base. Zack n cheese aka the bench warmer was sittin on the bench watching and waiting for his moment to strike. He took a dildo launcher out of his bag and took the first one and stuck it up his ass and said,”Ahh just like the locker room.” Then continued to fire a yuuuuuuge black dildo at Lil Jewls and struck him down with just the tip. The didlo continued to fly forward as Josh ‘King Dong’ Epiceno ran on the field streaking and hopped onto the didlo. The wind picked up and took the didlo up in the air and flung it onto Lil Jewls Tacoma. After the incident the Bench warmer went to retrieve the didlo and as he got it he said,”time to go back up where you belong” As he says while shoving it in his urethra.

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