“Where has he been?” Is the question the general public has been asking and wondering. United States Senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has seem to get himself back on the forefront of the medias attention with his HOT new fling who goes by the name of Amanda (No last name just Amanda). As of now it is undetermined how long the 2 have been fondling and fornicating but Senator Sanders has more to worry about other than the media. Senator Sanders HOT fling Amanda, Is apparently in a long term relationship with an extremely aggressive, loving, deadly, caring boyfriend who eagerly agreed to make a statement.
“His bitch ass lost to Hillary, fuck I look like letting dis maug keep smashing my woman! She petty as hell on baby she know she fucked up! On God bro! On fo nem her ring gone be little as hell when I beat dude ass then propose to her on Facebook live. We just going through sumn right now but best believe she know where home at”
After the interview, he then swung a cape from behind his back, covered half his face with it, then leaned back and Free fell out the 5th story window. And disappeared.
Senator Sanders security has increased but HOT fling Amanda is currently in hiding but emailed us a statement:
“Tell Bernie them punk ass security people ain’t gone save him Bae ass is crazy! Tell him to just leave and let him cool down for a minute I know him. And please don’t call him while he sleep that’s gone make shit worse. I’m ok, he won’t hurt me I’m going back when he calm down but watch yo ass✌🏽
P.S. my bad for putting your life in danger n shit.”
There will be more details to the story as it develops….