Beware of New Year Monster Virus

A new virus has resently been discovered by symmanticks laboratories. Ticknitions say if you download the New Year Monster virus to your PC, it will delete all of your soft drive, cause strange and scarey noises to come from your furnace, eat all of the food in your refrigerator, drink all of your beer, and scare the pee out of your little brother. If you see a picture of Old Father Time pop up on your PC, do not download him. He’s a time stealing monster. Symantick advises those infected by this virus to scream and run and hide, and then laugh at how you’ve been PRANKED! 😀