Blanco County man arrested for having intercourse with neighbor’s goat!

Johnson City resident Eduardo Martinez aged 53 (pictured above) was arrested early Thursday afternoon on charges of bestiality and property damage. Neighbors called in to police and reported what they described as Mr. Martinez performing oral sex on another neighbor’s goat. Upon arrival police state Mr. Martinez was standing behind the goat with his pants around his ankles. When asked by police why he would do such a thing Mr. Martinez proudly stated “I am an Oklahoma Sooner through and through.” Mr. Martinez (also known as Mars to family and friends) is being held in Blanco County Jail on a $100,000 bond.