Bouncers honoured for service to city

Two Townsville Bouncers are going to be given the keys to the city in a belated honouring for years of dedicated service. Jarred (Goldleader) Carter and Joe (The Bullshark) Walsh will be officially honoured by mayor Jenny Hill and given the keys to city as a way of thanking the two bouncers for over a decade of service to the city of Townsville. When reached for comment, representatives of the pair simply stated “we don’t even give a fuck, it’s just a part of what we do.”