Boy “uglied” Man To Death

17 year old Jean Marc Maynard has been arrested for the murder of Bobskin Bopey. It is alleged that Mr. Bopey was walking along the Eldorado Road, approached Mr. Maynard & was blinded by his ugliness. Mr. Maynard was so ugly, Mr. Bopey eye sockets were burnt out. Investigations are continuing.