BREAKING: Kaylee Delgado and Aristotle”GayBoi” Joson reportedly found having gay sex in a porta potty in Pyramid lane construction site.

Witness said: I was walking down pyramid and saw a couple going inside a porta potty together. Mayn’ a fellah was curious. I went down to check what was goin on; I put my ear on the door and golly. It sure done sounded like it hurt lika mother trucker. I heard the guy, or girl, I’m not sure which one it was, say “That’s why they call me GayBoi” and followed with a “SPLASH!” Mayn’ I thought I smoked crack but I know I’m clean. I heard the lock opening, and damn I rushed to the back of the potty, they came out and were bathed in shit like woooohooo!

Channel 23 news contacted their family, and with the shock of many, the family stated “We’re not surprised” as for before, the family caught Aristotle(GayBoi) being involved in multiple malicious activities. Activities suck as sucking the semen out of his father(Luisito Camiling)’s fleshlight, walking into his father bathing, humping the family dog and many more.