BREAKING NEWS: man caught purchasing Limp Bizkit tickets

A man by the name of Tyler Shockley was caught purchasing tickets to “heavy metal” band Limp Bizkit in Tulsa Oklahoma this morning. Questions of his sexual orientation still remain unanswered as police try to figure out what would cause a man to do such an act. Mr. Shockley has been asked to turn in all Black Sabbath shirts until the investigation is closed.