BREAKING NEWS: Wal-Mart’s becomes the first retail stores to allow drifting on their parking lot after open store hours.

This just in, ANYONE 18+ who’s insured and with a valid DL can now drift LEGALLY for only $50, that including a waiver any participant must sign. Currently Wal-Mart’s 3,600 U.S. stores and 100 distribution centers, including their parking lots, occupy roughly 75,000 acres. Apparently the company intends to almost double its footprint over the next 10 years.Drifting is a driving technique where the driver intentionally oversteers, with loss of traction in the rear wheels or all tires, while maintaining control and driving the car through the entirety of a corner. Car drifting is caused when the rear slip angle is greater than the front slip angle, to such an extent that often the front wheels are pointing in the opposite direction to the turn (e.g. car is turning left, wheels are pointed right or vice versa, also known as opposite lock or counter-steering).

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