BREAKING NEWZ Sex scandal in the White House

Our sources say the first reporter on the scene said, when asked about the scandal, “It’s bigger than Bill’s.”(and that’s what she said) When President Trump was asked how he felt about his wife, Melania Trump, and her current situation, he replied, “We’re going to build her some new walls and make her side-n***as pay for it,” quote
-unquote. When asked how her and her new “Mandingo Warrior” had met she said Michelle Obama had “Put her in the car.” In other words, Michelle gave her the hook up. She said that he also had pet names for her such as “Ole-jawbone,” “Super Throat,” “Rubberneck,” “Necky-bone,” “The Crotch-gobbler,” “Good Ole Slap Jaw,” “The Knob-Knobbler” and things of that nature. So we asked Mr.Hale how could he do President Trump so heinously. R.Hale’s reply, “Kuz fuk Trump that’s y ole stale cheese puff lookin ass boy. His wig look like a backwards scally cap look like somebody took a straightening comb to the tail of a Dead Squirrel slapped it on his head n@**a look like sum rats been suckn on his s*#t p.s. how you a red neck but yo s#@t Orange lhh an I’m done #thatb@&#haintyoB#@+hdawg