Britain set to become part of Asia

In the wake of Brexit, Britain has just signed a new lease to become part of east Asia. Specifically we are joining forces with our close ally Japan. This comes as a blessing as a trade deal will be signed allowing vehicles, food, finance and other deals will become much cheaper for us. The ambassador for Britain to Japan said earlier “Japan and Britain are almost exactly the same, we drive on the same side of the road, we share the same humour and we share the same views on rights and laws’