Bry Huey Arrested

Late monday night Bry Huey of Plainville Ct was arrested for exposing himself to a group of elderly women behind the Red Zone bar. “I’ve never seen anything like it” one woman exclaimed, another said, “i wouldn’t have called but his balls are so big and hairy i thought he was being attacked by a rabid chinchilla and needed help”. Another of the group died from fright on site. We asked Bry why he had done it and he said, ” I just can’t help myself when I see a blue haired perm and a billowing muumuu”. The surviving 2 women have decided not to press charges and have started a charity in his name to pay for his ball reconstruction surgery and laser hair removal. “We just don’t want anything like this to happen again, we lost a good friend due to his scary balls and we want to save any future flashing victims from the horror”. Hopefully Mr Huey gets the psychiatric help he needs to divert from this fixation with flashing elderly ladies but if he doesn’t at least after his surgery his scary balls won’t hurt anyone else. If interested you can donate to “Bry’s Balls” at “gimmemoney.com”. And please, keep your grandmothers away from him.