BUNYON BOY UP TO NO GOOD

A local Rhode Island man’s living area has been restricted to his own garage. His diet?…Wood Scraps and Busch light. The Bunyon Boy, aka “Buttholio” has begun a process in which he creates his own adhesive for his various woodworking projects. The Bunyon Boy swears by this adhesive and says it’s better than clam juice.. whatever that means. He explains the process by starting by eating 4 pounds of sawdust followed by a thirty rack of Busch Light funneled straight into his anus. He then rolls around on the floor of his garage shouting “I AM BUTTHOLIO” over and over until the mixture is complete. We had a conversation with his care taker, Bella Donna, who says that she has begun to worry about her poor Bunyon Boy. Our conversation was short lived as her attention was grabbed by a golf ball. Buttholio then introduced to his new created language which he believes will be the global form of communication by the year 2956. The language mainly consists of various grunt and fart noises. More to come about our beloved Bunyon Boy later. Until next time this is BunyonWatch12 saying farewell.