Bunyon Boy Up To No Good

Man Is restrictriced to own garage and eats wood. The Bunyon Boy AKA “Buttholio” once a respected sergeant of marines has been living an alternate lifestyle. His new path of life consists of butt chugging Busch lights in order to obtain the adhesive he uses on his various woodworking projects. He uses said projects to impress his mate a one Allison O’rourke of cherry farm road. Recently spoke with her and she claims that “not only does the adhesive not smell bad but it also taste good” and easy to swallow. The Bunyon Boy has also began to speak his own language which mainly consists of various grunt and fart noises. While not many can understand the dialect he says that he is waiting for the rest of the world to catch on and join his tribe.