CANADA WIDE WARRANT FOR LOCAL HIGH PRAIRIE MAN

On are about 2:30 am pat pataneude was last seen out side of the local i.g.a offering sex for money, unfortunately rcmp could not apprehend patnaude stating “he was covered from head to toe in what seemed to be k/y jelly”. The rcmp strongly erdge people to keep a fair distance away if seen and contact them immedeitly. Suspect last seen dick in hand yelling “I love fat chicks”