Carpenter At It Again

A man was seen guzzling budlight and stuffing his face with cake –
identified as Thomas Carpenter, 30 of Oswego. “It was horrible as Ryan Garvey, also of Oswego recanted: “Budlight was spilling out of his pockets and he was on the floor in front of Cakes Galore & More just shoving the cake in and wailing about Budlight”. Neighbors in the area say that this is becoming a growing problem. Betty Gray, of neighborhood watch says “He is just out of control with his Budlight and cake”. Carpenter, could not be reached for comment on this story but was seen again walking into Cakes Galore.