Causeway Coast and Glens Borough Council Bans Wives from streaming films on iPhones !

After a spate of food poisoning incidents amongst pupils at Portstewart Primary, Causeway Coast and Glens Council has taken the unprecedented step of banning wives from streaming films via iPhones.

A council spokesman explained that, following an extensive investigation into a spate of food poisoning incidents at Portstewart Primary, it was found that “mothers who should and could have been cleaning the kitchen were in fact watching movies on their iPhones”. The council hopes that, with the ban in place, children’s home based food preparation areas will once again be bacteria free.