During an early morning briefing, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) reported that 58 people, mostly men, had been diagnosed with the new Herpes-HIV combo virus, currently being referred to as HIV2.
This is being reported as the largest single outbreak of this virus, little of which is known by medical authorities at this time. “This is quickly becoming an epidemic in our community,” stated a nurse at Danville Hospital, “and I had never heard of this HIV2 before these cases began to arrive Wednesday evening.”
Of the 58 infected individuals, 55 of them named the partner with whom they were last sexually involved. They identified the man as Mitch Moon, but that is believed to be an alias; however a picture has been released, taken by one of his victims. Rumors of a curse gone wrong has quickly spread as Mitch Moon was quoted by one of his victims as saying, “I will curse every last bastard in this run down town BECAUSE I CAN!”
CDC liaison, Peter Kilz, told authorities they are “currently seeking any information on the identity of this man as he is suspected to be Patient Zero of the HIV2 virus, and medical examinations need preformed as soon as humanly possibly to find a cure before we have another AIDS pandemic on our hands.”
We spoke with one of his victims earlier this week. “I met Mitch a few months ago. He seemed like such a nice guy, extremely experimentive in the gay community, but I really had no idea what I was in for.” Little did this man know he was about to be infected by a new and currently incurable sexually transmitted disease, one only recently discovered as HIV2. He then explained how “Mitch” begged to let him eat his anus. “It was almost like rape, he just wouldn’t stop!”
About a month later, the victim sought medical attention for anal itching. Without getting answers, he went to urgent care on Wednesday evening where he was officially diagnosed with the HIV2 virus.
“My life will never be the same,” the victim says. “I watched him have sexual relations with every single one of my friends, and even his own family members. I’m at a loss for words.”
If you or any family members know of this man, please be cautious. “This is no joking matter,” the Danville Police spokesman said during the briefing. “He may offer you spellwork in exchange for sex. Please, do not fall for this trap.”
If you know any others that may have been infected or have information on the identity or whereabouts of Mitch Moon, please contact the state police at 804-417-2333.
Furthermore, if you experience uncontrollable rectal itching, the only known symptom at this time, please call the CDC immediately at 800-253-3231.