Celtics fan comes out of the closet after huge playoffs series win!

Michael Stewart, a former US Army Combat Engineer who now resides in Idaho dreamed his entire life of the day he could let out his big secret. Being in the Military during the time when the “Don’t ask, don’t tell policy” was the “law of the land” kept him in a dark place where only him and his cat ironically named “Phat U. C. Pussy” were the only keepers of the very sensitive secret. Fast Forward to the Obama Administration’s repeal of the outdated policy along with the NBA’s Boston Celtics playoff series victory over the Chicago Bulls gave Stewart the courage and motivation to celebrate by running through the streets of Lewiston, Idaho dressed as a green leprechaun yelling and holding a sign that read: “I’m Celtics gay and I’m proud!” Let’s hope that this fine individual can now live happily everafter without the weight of the secret he so cherished for many, many years…