Wife of Houston’s Chad Rawlings remains completely undatisfied with her husbands prude nature.
“He’s just such a fucking prude”, she says, in an exclusive interview with Channel 23 News. “Last week, he asked me if we could ‘get kinky. Little did I know his idea of kinky was an R-rated movie, followed by missionary-position sex with the lights on.”
His wife elaborated, “If I would have known he was such a boring asshole, I would never have married him.”
Multiple calls to Chad have gone unreturned. Meanwhile, his wife informed Channel 23 News that she has recently signed up for Tinder, hoping to, “find someone who can please a woman”, and “doesn’t wear New Balance sneakers.”