Charleston woman charged for assault on p

A local Missouri woman was reported missing this morning from Mississippi county detention center. According to officer Hutcheson n other law enforcement authorities 34 yr old Brandy Mae Vinson was caught upside down in a dumpster. Officials say as they approached Ms. Vinson she was buried waste deep inside the dumpster. Officer Hutcheson began asking what wat she was doin. Ms. Vinson hollered out to them n said “NOT RIGHT NOW CORY!!!” Then he said he was hit n the face with an sticky smelling object which his deputy had to peel off his face… Which wat appeared to be a 5 day old piece of bologna. She was then drugged outta the dumpster n placed under arrest for trespassing n assault with deadly Oscar Mayer bologna. She’s currently being held at the Mississippi county jail where she will later be released to mental health services for mental evaluation due to the fact she thinks she’s the good witch of the wicked of west end park teenage mutant ninja turtle.