35 Year Old, Jason Porter, also known as Ty Durden, was jailed this evening for Public Intoxication, Vandalism, and Arson.
The upcoming rapper was performing onstage at a local venue which asked to be left unnamed. Audience in attendance noticed his erratic behavior when he began to destroy stage equipment and proceeded to jump on police vehicles.
Officers on the scene had to negotiate the young man off of a police cruiser. He was highly intoxicated, with a BAC of .43. He then began pouring alcohol on officers while attempting to flee the scene.
He then proceeded to set fire to 2 police vehicles, all while screaming “Westside” and trying to promote his next album by stating “My album is hotter than that”. After 10 more units arrived, Durden received a well deserved asswhoopin.
Durden released a statement saying “Damn, someone just wasted 2 minutes of their life reading this bullshit story”.