“Cheeseburger Mike” runs out of cheeseburgers!

Michael “Cheeseburger Mike” Spears, 25, of Auburn NY, has run out of cheeseburgers. McDonald’s and local supermarkets claim they will no longer sell any form of burger to the victim. Cheeseburger has exhausted all options at finding more cheeseburgers, including driving to neighboring towns. No one will give this man a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger, devastated by his loss, had locked himself in his truck and still remains there, sobbing into his oil rig.