City of St.joseph under strict boil order due to AIDS.

The city of St. Joseph is under a strict boil order due to an introduction of AIDS into the water supply. All residents should boil all water before drinking it or using it in food production. John Newsberry, head of water safety, suggests people should “be very cautious now of this biological threat to the city”, and urges everyone to stay away from drinking water from any supply that’s non-bottled. All St.joseph fire departments and police departments are carrying water to help with the demand. When asked how the water was contaminated, the city has not made a full determination on who or what was specifically going on, but they did mention Mike Robinson was busy having gay monkey sex in the river.