Clarendon resident found streaking through town and intoxicated.

A Clarendon man was seen running naked through town by Orleans County Sheriff’s Deputies around 3:30 am on April 28 by rt’s 237 & 31a.
Deputies say Mark Damato was intoxicated and resisted arrest for public nudity and indecent exposure and had to be chased for 10 minutes.
When they finally caught up with him they found he was actually wearing a full body skin colored suit and was not intoxicated.
He was brought to his house where he then treated the deputies to coffee and doughnuts and invited them to stop in for the Damato Summer Bash in July.
If you believe this story, you need to leave a comment about how much of an ass I am for making you believe this BS.