Cleveland man accused of going bald at 17!

A 32 year male of Cleveland, Ned Sanders is accused of going bald 17 years young. He brutally murdered his hairline by suffocating his hair over and over with wave caps and new era baseball caps. He covered up this crime with professional sports team headband until they became played out. His currently been sen in churches in the Euclid area. He faces 1st degree murder charges and is armed with a Gillette shaving razor!