Cocaine is Now Legal in Australia

Due to the conglomerate of the Prime Minister’s of the past and present’s countless fiddling with Australian finance in attempts to make it “better” which have indeed made it “practically irreparable” as quoted by current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, during a shocking turn of events.
The Prime Minister’s green light for Cocaine to be sold legally and commercially in large chain-stores and small businesses alike is the latest current bid to make our economy “better”, public outrage has already begun, lead by an anonymous man from Preston who said to our cameras “It’s highway robbery, they’re charging more for it now than when I would could get it off the bloody street”