After several attempts to reason with her husband and “marriage counseling”, wife goes crazy and destroys husband’s other woman….the tractor suffered numerous injuries including:broken hydraulic lines, seat tears, and total mutilation of the tractor… She said that ” whore” had it coming to her… The wife is currently being held on $20,000 bail & must undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Services for the husband’s “mistress” will be on Tuesday @ 11am with interment to follow at the Albany County Landfill. Donations in lieu of flowers can be made to “Billy’s new bitch fund” c/o Kubota financing.