Coffee Recall

Twelve recent reports have been filed to major coffee companies all over the Midwest claiming to have discovered small beetles classified as Anthrenus Verbasci or “carpet beetles” in bags of whole bean coffee.

Carpet beetles are active in the spring and summer and can feed on a wide variety of items such as wool, leather, animal products, noodles, flour, stored food and plant products.

Researchers believe that these pests may also have been assimilated with ground coffee and to be cautious when preparing your morning brew.

Kansas City resident, Ashley Cline is currently laughing at the image of everyone gagging on their coffee as they read this fake report.